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notloc007 said: Dear Mister Torgue, me and my ex girlfriend have been split up for over two years and I can't stop thinking about her, not romantically but regretfully, do you have any advice to chase my blues away?
LISTEN HERE, BADASS,
PAIN AND REGRET ARE THE SCARS OF EMOTIONAL GROWTH, AND AS WELL KNOW, SCARS ARE F*CKING BADASS. YOU SHOW THEM OFF. YOU CHECK THEM OUT. YOU TAKE SELFIES OF THEM AND GET A SH*TTON OF NOTES, WHICH I HAVE RECENTLY LEARNED ARE NOT CURRENCY ON THE PLANET OF EURIPEDES
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO PRETEND YOUR PAST RELATIONSHIP NEVER HAPPENED AND ALSO DO NOT PRETEND THAT IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT EVER HAPPENED!!!!!
YOU BE GRATEFUL FOR THAT SH*T. LIKE THE STORIES. AND THE HAPPINESS. AND THE ONE TIME YOU TWO WERE ATTACKED BY A GIANT WOLVERINE AND SHE CHOKED THE LIFE OUT OF IT WITH HER BARE DAMN HANDS THAT MAYBE DIDN’T ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO YOU BUT TOTALLY F*CKING HAPPENED IN THE FAN FICTION I WROTE ABOUT YOU TWO RIGHT THE HELL NOW.
IT IS PART OF YOUR BADASS LEGEND OF HOW YOU CAME TO FIND AN EVEN BETTER PERSON. MAYBE YOURSELF? MAYBE AN ARCH NEMESIS!? OR MAYBE EVEN A NEW PARTNER!?!!?!!!!?
A METAPHOR IS WHEN I SAY SOMETHING BUT I’M REALLY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. SO HANG ON AND GET READY TO GLEAN SOME SH*T
BADASS, I HAVE MADE COUNTLESS EXPLOSIVES AND FIREARMS IN MY DAY. THAT IS NOT A FIGURE OF SPEECH. I LITERALLY CANNOT COUNT THAT HIGH AND AM PROUD OF THAT FACT.
BUT YOU DON’T JUST MAKE ONE GUN AND IT’S PERFECT. YOU MAKE A SH*TTON OF GUNS. AND MOST OF THEM SUCK ASS. AND MOST OF YOUR EXPLOSIONS SUCK ASS. AND DEFINITELY MOST OF YOUR GUN EXPLOSION HYBRIDS SUCK ASS.
AND WITH EVERY SELF-INFLICTED INJURY AND GRIEVOUS WOUND TO YOUR ARMS THAT NECESSITATES STEEL PLATING, YOU LEARN MORE AND YOU GET BETTER AND YOU BECOME EVEN MORE BADASS.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART IS, THOUGH????? IT WAS RHETORICAL AND I WILL NOT WAIT FOR YOU TO SEND ME ANOTHER ASK.
THE MOST IMPORTANT PART IS THAT YOU DO NOT STOP TRYING TO DATE THE BEST GUN OR BUILD THE BEST GIRLFRIEND.
BECAUSE IF I HAD STOPPED AFTER GRENADE 200 FAILED JUST BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT COMES AFTER 200, I WOULDN’T HAVE MADE THE TORGUE CORPORATION. AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE ONLY TRYING TO KILL ME A LITTLE !!!! !
I ALSO WOULDN’T HAVE MET MY BEST FRIENDS BRICK MAYA LILLITH KRIEG ZER0 AXTON MORDECAI SALVADOR AND GAIGE
THE METAPHOR IS OVER.
WHETHER THE RELATIONSHIP ENDED BECAUSE OF YOU, HER, NEITHER, OR BOTH, THE LESSONS YOU TOOK FROM IT AND THE POSITIVE EXPERIENCES BUILT YOU INTO A BIGGER BADASS.
DO NOT STOP LOOKING FOR LOVE. AS LONG AS YOU DON’T GIVE UP, YOU ARE ALWAYS A BETTER PERSON THAN YOU WERE THE DAY BEFORE. SH*T IS EXPONENTIAL AND EVER INCREASING. DID I JUST EXPLODE YOUR MIND!? YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!!!
TOO LONG? DIDN’T READ? WELL I’LL BREAK THAT SH*T DOWN FOR YOU RIGHT HERE:
THE PAST CAN HURT AND CAN’T BE ERASED, BUT IT CAN BE F*CKING AWESOME AND SOMETHING FOR WHICH YOU ARE ALWAYS GRATEFUL, BECAUSE THE LESSONS LEARNED MAKE TOMORROW EVEN MORE MEEDLA-MAOW.
NOW TAKE THE LESSONS YOU GOT FROM YOUR WOLVERINE CHOKING EX-LADY AND GO OUT THERE AND FIND A NEW HAPPINESS. MAYBE A LADY THAT HUNTS BEARS?!!!!? MAYBE A DUDE THAT PUNCHES ESPECIALLY SMUG DOLPHINS? IT CAN BE ANYONE AND THAT IS EXCITING MY NAME IS TORGUE END MESSAGE
4CHANSEY'S ART SUPPLIES GIVEAWAY
I recently saved up and bought myself a new tablet so I’ve decided to give one of my old ones away along with some of the PROMARKER markers I’ve accumulated!
The winner will receive everything in the photos and I will ship internationally.
I’m looking forward to seeing who the winner of this giveaway is so I can witness them using these supplies and do them justice!
✿ Mbf me
✿ No giveaway blogs!
✿ Must be comfortable giving me your address!
✿ Reblog as many times as you want! Likes do not count but are allowed!
✿ The giveaway will end on the 1/Nov/14 & the winner will be picked with a random generator!GOOD LUCK
bynineb said: Hi! Huge fan of your character design and art style! What do you think were the biggest factors in getting you to your current level of skill? What/how specifically did you practice?
there is no big secret, you have to work a lot, and understand what you are doing. How to improve your skills.
i talked a little about that in a earlier note:
-be passionned, you have to love have you do, and passion can be feel in drawing. i mean, there are excellent drawer, but you feel that they
do it without passion. And sometimes you felt in love of drawings that aren’t technically perfect, but you feel the passion, the life in the character,
'cause the guy who made it love his characters.
-be open minded, observe everything you can, be interested in all kind of thing, bad and good. I think a good drawer is at first a good observer of the world.
-never give up, simply, nothing is easy, and failure is normal.
I think beside the hard work, it’s the 3 important things, because it help you to get better skill and to have a positive spirit (which is very important in art industry).
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sh!t just got real, internets
poor kitten has a cold and can’t stop
Try keeping a straight face watching this while this plays in the back ground
rock the fuck out little cat
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